Monday 19 September 2022

LETTER FROM GORDON ANDREWS TO HIS MOTHER


 

IT IS MAY 1946.  YEARS OF DROUGHT HAD FORCED FRED AND MARGARET ANDREWS OFF THE WHEAT FARM THEY HAD PIONEERED NEARLY 40 YEARS EARLIER NEAR CHINKAPOOK IN VICTORIA’S MALLEE COUNTRY SOME 250 MILES FROM MELBOURNE.   “THE BANK” HAD FORECLOSED ON THEIR PROPERTY.  MEANWHILE SON GORDON (AGE 32) AND HIS WIFE, GLORIA, HAD BEEN SHAREFARMING NEARBY, AND SUFFERING SIMILAR PRIVATION.  DROUGHT AND DEBT HAD FORCED THEM TO LEAVE, AND TO CONTEMPLATE A NEW LIFE IN MELBOURNE.  ONE OF THE FINAL ACTS: A CLEARANCE SALE OF THEIR MEAGRE CHATTELS.  CLEARANCE SALES CAN BE DESPERATE AFFAIRS, ESPECIALLY WHEN BUYERS KNOW THAT THE SELLERS ARE ON THE ROPES, BUT IT HAD RECENTLY RAINED, AND THERE WAS AN EXPECTATION THAT THE DROUGHT HAD BROKEN.  SO THE CROWD WAS SUFFUSED WITH AN ELEMENT OF NEIGHBOURLY GOODWILL TOWARDS THE VENDORS – BORN AND BRED LOCALS.  THE CLEARANCE SALE WAS “A SUCCESS” FOR THE YOUNG COUPLE.

 

MARGARET ANDREWS, GORDON’S MOTHER, HAD ALREADY MOVED TO MELBOURNE.  FRED ANDREWS, GORDON’S FATHER, WENT TO LIVE FOR A WHILE WITH HIS BROTHER, JIM, IN NEARBY MANANGATANG [KNOWN COLLOQUIALLY AS MANANG].

 

WHAT FOLLOWS IS GORDON’S LETTER TO HIS MOTHER TELLING THE OUTCOME OF THE CLEARANCE SALE.

 

Chinkapook

Sunday

 

Dear Mother,

 

Just a short note to let you know how things are going up here.

 

Well the sale is over, and the excitement has died down.  I certainly had a wonderful sale – everyone is talking about it.  Everything sold much better than I expected, the day was nice, and there was a terrible big crowd from far and near.  I will tell you a few prices to give you an idea.  Tractor 470 pds went to Mildura, Tess [ancient Dodge car] 90 pds, Lofty [horse] 32 pds, Bess [horse] 33 pds, pony 20 pds.  Horses averaged over 21 pds for the twelve.  Harvesters 65 pds & 12 pds 10 shillings & 3 pds.  Combines 31 pds & 5 pds.  Tank from the camp 9 pds 5 shillings, stand 1 pound 5 shillings.  Yellow cow 15 pds, black 12 pds, big heifer 12 pds, Star 11 pds.  Old Girl’s calf 10 pds, poddy 4 pds 10 shillings.  Cattle averaged over 10 pds for eight.  Scarifier 29 pds, cart 15 pds, gig 3 pds.  Bath heater 3 pds, Glory’s old bedroom suite 15 pds, lamps about 3 pds each, wireless 29 pds, dining room carpet square 8 pds.  Fowls 7 shillings and 8 pence per head.  Waggon 5 pds, stripper 21 pds, binder 8 pds.  

 

The sale realized 1522 pds out of which I have to pay 150 pds on the tractor, and about 100 pds for commission including after paying expenses up here.

 

I have been to Manang today and collected 1000 pds on account of sale, but haven’t had a final settling up yet.  I fought the final round with Cameron [the despised Commercial Bank of Australia bank manager] today (I hope).  If you heard a ticking noise down there it was my brain working.  It has been a battle of wits for the last month, but I think I hit him for six today, and I don’t think he will come up fighting any more.

 

He also gave me a document for you to sign, similar to the one he has already sent you [re the foreclosure on the parents' farm].  The one you have already got is no good, and it doesn’t matter about it if you haven’t already done so.  But he wants you to sign this one.  Dad signed his today, and I don’t think you have anything to gain by not signing this one as he [he, the bank manager] can’t now claim on stock and plant.

 

I don’t think I will be able to get down Sunday night as I have a power of business to attend to.  I have to go to Manang again, and Swan Hill, and have a lot of work out on the farm to straighten out things.  So don’t expect me until you see me, but I will try and get down on Tuesday if possible.  The boss [Gordon often referred to his father, Fred, as “the boss”] has gone up to Manang to stay at Jim’s for a few weeks until we get settled in in town.  I saw him up there today and he seemed quite happy.  He spends a good bit of his time yarning to the old boy that cuts the wood.  He slept in the sleep-out last night and never felt warmer in his life.

 

Well Mum it is nearly midnight and everybody else is in bed long ago, so I think I will draw this to a close.  Wishing you all the best of everything, and all our love for Mother’s Day on Sunday.

 

We received an invitation to the send-off on Saturday night.  [“we” being Gordon, wife Gloria, son Gary aged 6, and newborn daughter Margaret].  I don’t like the idea much but am getting used to these things.

 

Love to all from Gordon

 

Will see you all as soon as possible.

 

GORDON REINVENTED HIMSELF IN THE CITY, AND BECAME A SUCCESSFUL PASTRYCOOK AND SHOPKEEPER IN BRIDGE ROAD, RICHMOND.  THERE WERE TWO MORE CHILDREN.  GORDON DIED IN 1960, AT AGE 45.


Gary Andrews

 

 

 

Saturday 17 September 2022

TRAM CATCHER


 

The American writer, J.D. Salinger, is famous for two things: for writing The Catcher in the Rye, and for being a recluse.  He lived from 1919 to 2010, and published short stories and novels – although, given his long age, his output was sparse.  The Catcher in the Rye was his first novel, and dates from 1951, and it has earned for Salinger enduring fame and respect.

 

As to Salinger’s reclusiveness: in the near sixty years after Catcher, Salinger kept close to his home in New Hampshire (having moved from New York City in 1953).  As early as 1961 he was cover-profiled by TIME magazine as living the life of a recluse.  This is not to say that Salinger lived a hermit’s existence – he had marriages, children, and relationships - merely that he spurned the curiosity of his readers, the press, and the public at large.  He rejected numerous overtures for the rights to film Catcher.

 

The Catcher in the Rye recounts two days in the life of Holden Caulfield, a discontented 16-year-old senior student – on the loose in New York having been expelled from his elite college prep school for underperforming.  It is written in the first person, and Holden’s interface with the reader is direct and appealing.  From the start the book was a great success and, according to Salinger’s biographer, “became the book all brooding adolescents had to buy, the indispensable manual from which cool styles of disaffection could be borrowed”.  But there were accusations of immorality and perversion, and anti-religious sentiment; and the book was banned in some American schools, and in several countries (including Australia, from 1956 for a year or so). The mindset of the era is betrayed by one angry attack on the book’s “237 instances of 'goddam', 58 uses of 'bastard', 32 'Chrissakes”' and one incident of flatulence”.  I quote from Wikipedia, who note the irony of The Catcher in the Rye as having “the dubious distinction of being at once the most frequently censored book across the nation and the second-most frequently taught novel in public high schools” – the first-most being Steinbeck’s Of Mice and Men (also for a time banned in Australia!). 

 

If the mark of a great book is simultaneously to earn the respect of the reviewers and critics, and to attract the attention and devotion of a wide readership, then The Catcher in the Rye is great indeed.  It has sold, we’re told, more than 65 million copies; and the words written about it must be numberless.

 

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 One day in May 1973 I was travelling from the city on an unusually crowded tram, while reading my Penguin edition of The Catcher.  I was distracted and amused by activity around me, so much so that later that evening I penned a short description of the journey and, given what I’d been reading, I wrote that description in what I perceived to be the manner Salinger had used for Holden Caulfield’s ruminations.  I then had the temerity to envisage it in print.  At that time we were blessed to have the weekly, Nation Review [published 1972 to 1981], and I submitted my essay to that journal for publication.  Time proved my wisdom in also sending a stamped return envelope – which was, in due course, used to convey my manuscript back to me, without comment!  I had called it Tram Catcher.

 

There’s a special feeling about a crowded tram - particularly during a train strike.  Well, there I was the other evening, squeezed up tight, with my head on one side trying to read The Catcher in the Rye.  Twenty-year-old modern classic and all that, so how anyone of my age could have escaped reading it till now is a real puzzle, believe me.  Anyway, there I was.

 

The people on the tram were pretty funny.  This group of pimply jerks were horsing around.  One of them raised a laugh when he sat on another one’s knee.  A third one hung out the door, and eventually got down on the running board……..until the conductor yelled out: “Get inside the car.  Get off the goddamned step.”  You can’t blame him for being a bit terse, what with all the extra people, and the trip taking twice as long as usual.  

 

And there was this guy who was a bit of a joker.  Well dressed and all that, but with quite a sense of humour.  Actually, if you want to know the truth, he was one of those people who plays up to an audience.  Boy, I hate that sort of thing.  His audience was mainly two women, middle-aged and plump and all, but sort of chirpy.  One of them had a real belly laugh, but she managed it through clenched teeth.  I’m not kidding.  As the funny man reached his stop he said: “Make way for the pregnant man.”  It wasn’t very funny, but the two women wet themselves.  Then everyone else started laughing too.

 

Mind you, not everybody felt like being amused.  Standing next to me was an older guy who mumbled his destination to the conductor, and was charged a higher fare than he expected.  I saw him blink, then mouth a protest, but the conductor had moved on and it was too late.  You can imagine the guy wasn’t too happy after that. People always get upset when they know they’ve done something stupid, and they usually try to get annoyed with someone else.  Sure enough there was someone else, this little kid about eight years’ old.  His mother had moved inside, but he stayed outside in the smoking compartment.  He really was little too, no height at all.  His head just reached everybody’s groin.  And he was the greatest old fidgeter of all time.  I don’t mind someone who wriggles – I do it myself pretty often - but this sour guy next to me was none too happy.  The kid just couldn’t stand still.  He bumped around, faced every direction in turn, and every time he moved this guy frowned or snorted or something.  I think he was having his feet trodden on.  What was really driving the guy crazy, I guess, is that the kid looked so dopey – all pale, and with thick-lensed glasses.  The poor little kid had nothing going for him, and you had to feel sorry as soon as you looked at him.  You know how it is.  The guy was probably annoyed by the fact that he was more embarrassed to tick the kid off than he was by the kid being a nuisance.

 

Anyway, I was reading the bit where Holden Caulfield has skipped school and has made friends with this lady in the subway.  He’s lying like a real phoney about who he is, and where he’s going, and she asks him how come he’s out and about when school doesn’t break for vacation until later in the week; and he says he has to have this operation.  It isn’t very serious, just a tiny tumour on the brain.  Well, that’s a very funny line, and it just about killed me.  Right at that moment the little kid decided to join his mother inside, and the sour guy muttered under his breath, ‘Thank Christ”.  I gave this almighty guffaw, and the guy thought I was laughing at him, and shot me a filthy look.

 

Looking back, it was a very funny ride.  I think so anyway.  As I said, there’s a special feeling about a crowded tram.

 

Gary Andrews

 

 

Tuesday 6 September 2022

THEARTREGOING WHEN YOUNG - PART 8 of 8




42.    Katherine Dunham and Her Company

 

Katharine Dunham was a world famous “modern” dancer, and with her large company she entertained us at the Princess’s Theatre in May 1956.  But the programme notes do get a bit carried away – first the strange proposition: “Katharine Dunham a Dancing Scientist”; then the even stranger exposition: “Is Katharine Dunham’s reputation only the figment of a press agent’s mind?  Is she a ‘cool analytical scientist’, or is she a ‘torrid, sultry performer of hot rhythms?’  Is it authentic?  Is it theatrical?  Scientist or artist, why this tempest raging around Katharine Dunham?”  

 

Indeed, why this strange hype, sounding like a large dose of bullshit?  Anyone reading the programme note would have already bought a ticket, and didn’t need to be gulled.  Alternatively, anyone reading this stuff before buying a ticket would likely have been propelled into second thoughts.

 

Elsewhere, the programme notes detail Dunham’s determination and work ethic: from birth in Chicago, and public school (“where her life was uneventful save for the significant fact that she was elected to the Terpsichorean Club where her natural love of music was encouraged” – ugh!), to university - where her interest in ethnology was fostered.

 

Wikipedia gives us a much more appropriate view of Dunham’s life and career.  “Dunham was an American dancer, choreographer, creator of the Dunham Technique, author, educator, anthropologist, and social activist.  Dunham had one of the most successful dance careers in African-American and European theatre of the 20thCentury, and directed her own dance company for many years.  She has been called ‘the matriarch and queen mother of black dance’.”  And there’s much more in Dunham’s extensive bio.  

 

Melbourne was privileged to have its visit from Katharine Dunham and her troupe; although not all of her lifetime of achievement had occurred by the time Dunham performed in Melbourne in 1956.  She died in 2006, at age 96, perhaps epitomising the Latin motto, mens sana in corpore sano.

 

43.   The Pleasure of His Company

 

Cornelia Otis Skinner (1899 to 1979), legendary – really legendary - American actress and writer, author of numerous pieces for The New Yorker collected into half-a-dozen or more volumes, and author of the delightful memoir of her post-Sorbonne days travelling Europe, Our Hearts Were Young and Gay - Cornelia Otis Skinner was coming to Melbourne.   Coming to perform in the play in whose authorship she’d collaborated with Samuel Taylor.   Taylor (1912 to 2000), in a long but sparse career wrote screenplays for SabrinaThe Eddie Duchin Story and Vertigo, and wrote stage plays Sabrina Fair and Nina; and also, the comedy The Pleasure of His Company.   Inconsequential stuff, concerning the long-estranged, disinterested, and reprobate father returning for the wedding of his daughter – and causing havoc.  Later, for Hollywood, the parents’ parts were played by Lilli Palmer and Fred Astaire; but in Melbourne, opening July 1960 - and, indeed, for the 474-performance Broadway premiere production in 1959 - the principals were Skinner and Cyril Richard.  Richard had won the Tony for his performance that year.  

 

Born in Sydney, Richard had an illustrious international career – ranging from a London stage debut in 1918 to Mary Martin’s 1954 Broadway production of Peter Pan.  He starred in Hitchcock’s Blackmail in 1929, and in the film version of Terrence Rattigan’s The Winslow Boy in 1948.

 

So, for once, Australia was not having to overpraise a cast of imported second-raters.  

 

From the theatre programme we learn of two prominent night-time venues of the day:  The Bamboo Room at the Chevron Hotel (cnr. Commercial and St Kilda Roads) “Australia’s Leading Hotel”; and The Embers night club in South Yarra, “the most exciting music and food in Melbourne – 5 course dinner 25 shillings ($2.50)”.  [The Embers had recently been re-built after having been “burned to the ground” just after the announcement of the next song, Fire Down Below.  Truth is stranger…..]  And Harry Belafonte is coming to the Palais Theatre on 10 August, 1960.  Pant.       

 

44.    For Amusement Only

 

For Amusement Only was an “intimate review” staged by J.C. Williamson’s at the Comedy Theatre from 28 November, 1958.  The cast of around a dozen included four of Melbourne’s light entertainment luminaries, as it happens two wife and husband teams – Toni Lamond and Frank Sheldon, and Tikki Taylor and John Newman. 

 

Born in 1932 (and with us still), Toni Lamond’s introduction to theatre and entertainment was both genetic and environmental – mother, actress Stella Lamond; step-father, comedian Max Reddy; half-sister Helen Reddy. Her extensive career in music included stints in New York and London, numerous stage shows in Australia, and years of television variety.  Lamond had starred in The Pajama Game before For Amusement Only, and starred in many musicals thereafter.

 

Frank Sheldon’s career was less notable, doubtless foreshortened – after twelve years of marriage - through his death by suicide in 1966.  Tony Sheldon, son of Toni Lamond and Frank Sheldon, has had a formidable career in music theatre.

 

Tikki Taylor and John Newman, too, were a notable Australian theatrical couple, and founded an entertainment dynasty.  Off stage they were married for 57 years, until Taylor’s death in 2011 at age 83.  On stage they performed together not only in The Pajama Game, but also Can-Can and Grab Me a Gondola.  Taylor performed in numerous other musicals, importantly the landmark musicals of the 1950s – South PacificOklahomaBrigadoonSong of Norway, and later, Hello Dolly.  And they established Australia’s first theatre restaurant, Tikki and John’s; and subsequently, with the involvement of their sons, Squizzie’sCrazy HorseDracula’s, and others.

 

I remember John Newman as the Master of Ceremonies at the Footlighters’ luncheons which ran for some 25 years – razor-sharp wit, not entirely choir-boy innocent, sartorially elegant; his microphone performance worth the price of the meal!

 

For once, the ever-knowing Wikipedia has let me down – I can find no reference to Newman’s death, and am hopeful that it has not yet occurred.  As recently as March 2020 he self-published his autobiography, Tikki and John: An Entertaining Life.  I am daunted from further enquiry by the fact that “John Newman” brings up 165,000,000 Wikipedia strikes.  

 

45.    The Sophie Tucker Show

 

In later years I have thought of Sophie Tucker as something of a triumph of perseverance over talent.  There seemed (in memory) to be little of “big name” aura – no glamorous good looks, and an unremarkable voice.  But reference to the numerous internet clips evokes something of the star quality that she undoubtedly enjoyed.  Partly, I guess, this was due to her longevity as a performer – she lived to age 80, with her final television appearance a few months prior to her death.   Partly, I think, it was due to the universality of her appeal.  What’s not to love in an aging trouper, still glamming up, and trotting out her hits of sixty years ago?  Well, a lot, really!  But, like an old familiar tune, Sophie Tucker stayed with us in reality as well as in memory.

 

Sophie Tucker’s family migrated to the USA from what is today Ukraine, in 1887.  They settled in Boston for some years, before moving to Hartford in 1893 and establishing a restaurant.  Sophie was born in 1886, and from age nine she was singing to the Hartford customers.  There’s an unattributed quote in Wikipedia that what with the onions and Sophie’s singing there wasn’t a dry eye in the house!  Elopement at age 17 [1903], and the short-lived marriage, led Sophie to New York, and to the adoption of the professional name Tucker.  There was a sparse professional career for a number of years – first theatrical appearance 1907, Ziegfeld Follies in 1909.  In 1910 Tucker recorded Some of These Days on an Edison cylinder.  [When she re-recorded the song on 78 rpm disc in 1926 it became a million seller.]  In 1921 she teamed with pianist Ted Shapiro for a cabaret act, and they performed together for the next 40-plus years.

 

And so it was in Melbourne in June 1962.  There were six supporting acts, including one after interval, hence Sophie Tucker wasn’t on stage for all that long.  But the admiring public were content with her famous songs, and that’s what they got.  Think I’m Living Alone and I Like It, Life Begins at Forty, and My Yiddishe Momme. These three together sum up the Tucker late life schtick – the first two, slightly risqué, suggesting that in maturity she’d shed the shackles of permanent male company, while at the same time welcoming the advances of virile younger lovers.  The third, My Yiddishe Momme, is a sentimental hark back to Tucker’s Jewish background.

 

46.    Maurice Chevalier

 

I conclude this series of reminiscences from my youth with the French singer, Maurice Chevalier.  Sadly, although Chevalier was brought to Melbourne by J.C Williamson’s as a star of the international stage, even in 1960 when he was a mere 71 or 72 I thought he was a has-been.  There were no accompanying acts, and he did the whole show supported by Fred Stammer at the piano.

 

The programme notes swooned that Chevalier would entertain us from a selection of twenty songs, and that although an intermission was “inevitable”, it’s length would be “indeterminate”.  Just what the heck were they trying to say?  That Chevalier was irascible. That he was unreliable?    That he was tired?  That he couldn’t count?

 

Maurice Chevalier was born in Paris in 1888, and from early age made a career as singer and dancer. He won fame performing at the Folies Bergere. Like so many others, his career and life were interrupted by the World War [the First, as it was later to become!] – perhaps providentially interrupted by being captured, spending two years as a German prisoner-of-war, and learning to speak English during his incarceration. Later, when performing in English, he adopted a strong “French” accent, although beyond the spotlight he was apparently accent free, albeit with a hint of American.

 

Chevalier had made a number of films in France during the teens and the twenties of the twentieth century, and made his first Hollywood talkie in 1928.  Romantic lead: can sing, can dance, good looks, has sexy French accent!  In the early ‘30s he was said to be the highest-paid actor in Hollywood.  Urban myth?  I don’t know, but clearly Maurice Chevalier was a big deal back in the day.  Then he returned to his homeland - to cabaret, and to a steady career in film; and it was some 25 years before his resurgent movie career in the USA. That career included two films prior to his visit to Melbourne [Love in the Afternoon (1957) and Gigi (1958)] and one that was likely made, but not yet released before his arrival here [Can-Can (1960)]. 

 

I must say that I have rarely seen such an extensive biography in a theatre programme as the one provided for Maurice Chevalier – hundreds of words detailing a lifetime parade of engagements in cabaret, theatre and film.  There is a quote from the London Observer: “Maurice Chevalier, by filling a theatre continuously with a solo act, has proved himself one of the greatest music-hall artists of the age.  With his superb timing of every word and gesture, his wit, his rhythm, and most engaging personality, he enchants as completely as in his youth.”

 

All this makes my take on Chevalier in Melbourne 1960 sound churlish.  So be it.  The sad truth is that I remember the evening at the Comedy Theatre as the performance of an old man [let me interject that I have nothing against old men per se]: an old man with ill-fitting teeth; a weary old man in a dinner suit, wearing a straw boater, doing a halting soft-shoe shuffle; a sad old man trapped in the time warp of his once-familiar tunes.

 

Gary Andrews